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2. And naps are wonderful, beautiful, incredible things that nobody can keep you away from.

 

 

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3. Almost every book or movie you loved as a child had extremely questionable moral lessons.

 

 

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4. There is nothing in the world more annoying than teenagers, and you’re deeply apologetic for everything you did during the last decade of your life.

 

 

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5. In order to see your friends, you actually have to make an effort to see your friends.

 

 

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6. Getting asked for ID at bars is not fun and exciting, it’s tedious. Please just give me my damn beer.

 

 

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7. Hangovers are real. *Thinks wistfully of college when you could drink five nights a week and still function.*

 

 

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8. If you don’t do your dishes, they stay dirty. If you don’t do your laundry, you have no underwear. It is shameful that this took over two decades to learn.

 

 

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9. At no point does waking up early and going to the gym become easy or fun. Maturity is a myth.

 

 

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10. On the contrary, everything that was mildly difficult five years ago is basically impossible now.

 

 

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11. “Networking” is the most necessary and most evil of necessary evils.

 

 

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12. All the qualities you used to find attractive in other people were dumb.

 

 

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Now you know that “sexy” is just shorthand for “someone who will bring me McDonald’s at 5 a.m. and still love me when I don’t shave my legs.”

13. Your parents are actually the coolest people ever and you’d trade anything to hang out with them all the time.

 

 

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14. It’s surprisingly rare and special to be able to make a living doing what you love.

 

 

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15. Sometimes parts of your body will ache and be in pain for no reason and there’s nothing you can do about it.

 

 

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16. Unwanted bodily hair will appear and disappear of its own accord. You will spend years of life getting rid of it.

 

 

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17. At some point you have to begrudgingly admit that keeping track of your finances is probably a good idea.

 

 

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18. Bars with ample seating and mid-level music are FAR superior to bars with few seats and loud music.

 

 

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19. There’s more to the world than your hometown, your college town, and your Cancun spring break.

 

 

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Now if only someone would give you an unlimited travel budget and vacation days.

20. Most relevant celebrities are suddenly younger than you and “What am I doing with my life?” is a daily question.

 

 

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21. You don’t have to be a gourmet chef, but being able to not burn down your house every time you enter the kitchen is a necessary life skill.

 

 

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22. Every way you ever wore your hair was wrong and embarrassing.

 

 

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…And there’s no guarantee that you have it right currently.

23. If you’d have done even half of the assigned reading in college, you’d be 1,000 times smarter.

 

 

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24. You’d rather have five solid friends than 50 kinda-sorta friends.

 

 

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25. “Time flies” isn’t just a cute saying. It really does speed up until you’re the kind of person that’s surprised on the 1st of every month.

 

 

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26. Remember when you were little and you thought grown-ups had all the answers? Yeah, no one knows shit.

 

 

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27. Except your parents. Shockingly, your parents were right about literally everything. Especially this:

 

 

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