威爾斯美語左營分校

1. Because multicoloured money puts a smile on your face.

 

2. Spilled your beer on ya cash? No worries mate. Fancy a surf? I’ll be right in.

 

3. You’ll find kangaroos on coins.

 

4. And on BBQs.. they’re pretty versatile like that.

 

5. The world’s best beaches ARE available in the region.

 

7. Sorry.

 

9. Whaasssuupp! We all know Americans can’t handle their beer, buying it in a chemist environment won’t change that.

 

10. Cricket is a man’s game. Baseball is rounders… with helmets and shoulder pads.

 

11. Why is it called “tomato sauce”? C’mon, even you guys can work this out.

 

And these packets have an awesomely designed squirty thing going on.

12. Because Hungry Jack stole Burger King’s dinner money.

 

13. No, you’re right, that pizza is tiny.

 

14. Maybe your “mom” should be more adventurous in the kitchen.

 

15. This recipe is generating some buzz.

 

16. Because it’s bloody HOT mate.

 

17. And there are loads of things that will kill you, which is pretty cool.

 

18. This is not a pigeon, dude, it’s an ibis… but yeah, they’re totally creepy.

 

19. They literally fuck like rabbits and are impossible to keep track of.

 

20. Still the safest way to get your concentrated yeast extract